9087: it's sunny today

I look down at the piece of paper in my hand. It's a form I needed a patient to fill before she go for a clinic.

Glancing through it, I did not even got past the first few lines when something caught my eye.

Bra size: ......

Cup size:.......

What the ef.

Maybe the patient can read the form and fill it up herself, I thought optimistically.

-- She squinted at the paper I held up in front of her.

No, the words are too small. Said she.

I sighed inside. Here we go then.

-- I know she is a really lovely wee ol' lady, but she smirked at my embarassment.

The nerve! >:(